When trusting website Analytics
Two hundred views on my site analytics. "Lovely. I'm a big hit. I might get a little cake," I think. Until I realise 198 weren't real people. I'm left with two humans, and one of them is me.
Now, they say the internet is dead, and I'll be honest, it's got the look of a beachside in February. Somewhere in the sand there's one real person. Someone who's wandered onto my site by mistake looking for a pie recipe.
I'd like to shake their hand. I saw you <3